How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost
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How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost
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I miss this
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
Nope.
They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.
I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.
Fact-checking is your friend.
It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice
don’t date someone who doesn’t put the grocery cart back in the cart return
actually its called ‘not being rude and making someone’s job easier’
*pours box of cornflakes directly onto the floor of Aisle 7* it’s called creating jobs sweetie ;)
in a constant state of ‘how dare you assume i know what i’m doing’ but also ‘don’t you dare question me or what i’m doing’
Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life
mike’s hard bubble tea
the boba is filled with everclear